Weekly Game Review: Demolition Man

[Mockery]

There really should've been a bonus mini-game hidden in there somewhere that allowed you to cuss out the verbal morality code machine so you could get yourself some TP instead of having to use the three seashells. If they had done that, this game would deserve no less than a 5 pickles rating.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go grab myself some lunch. I know a place nearby that makes the best ratburgers in town.