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Old May 5th, 2003, 11:14 PM        How people find my website
People have found my website by typing the following into search engines:

commie brand
rat pictures
(ass smelling)
friend's mom naked
jeluse
ronald reagan recent photos
sexy groupie
my friend's mom naked
pictures of jason biggs kissing freddy prinze jr.
agent burdock
miss you mary
my first time sex
sock smelling
solid snake ass
mess me up
foot smelling
boobie
saw my friend's mom naked
ass crack
potato bug
christina aguilera ass
connie francis sucks
nigel from spinal tap
dumb white idiots dwight school
girls in a mess
hatorade
how to mess with a girls head

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Old May 5th, 2003, 11:16 PM       
Perhaps you should include a "Shame on you!" in your website.
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Old May 5th, 2003, 11:33 PM       
The all time favourites of mine are "sex sandwich" and, just recently, "star trek porn actress."
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Old May 6th, 2003, 12:29 AM       
Sock smelling? WTF?

"Friend's mom naked" shouldn't have appeared more than once, and yet it did.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 12:45 AM       
It's a list of phrases, not keywords. :P
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Old May 6th, 2003, 12:48 AM       
I don't care.

Who the hell searched for "dumb white idiots dwight school?" And what kind of content do you have on your page, Modular, that someone searching for that decided to look to your page for "dumb white idiots dwight school?"
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Bobo Adobo is funnier and smarter than all of you, proven by the fact that he is currently in a high-paying and important government job where he earns a fat cash paycheck and much pussy. How did he get so famous and successful you ask? It's simple: he has never, in his entire life, watched one second of anime.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 12:51 AM       
She runs a front for a porn site. You have to click the small pi symbol in the bottom right corner to access it, though.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 01:57 AM       
the weirdest google searches I had for my site were

pussy-addict
and
chimp cock
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Old May 6th, 2003, 05:29 AM       
How do you check that out?
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Old May 6th, 2003, 08:11 AM       
Here are som efavourites from last month. Search phrases with * are extra favourite.

a vampire is sucking on me
dancing eggplants
demonic duck
eilert pilarm lyrics
naked men fighting
* robin hood merry men porn
bathtub gifs
bob saget is in the house
men-in-g-strings
steve binder eating
alan rickman porn
* animated gif gay dancing
* aquaman cock
j lo's pretty feet
dancing naked guy
* david hasselhoff's sex life
encyclopedia of dead bodies
how to seduce swedish women
instructions for mastrubating
* male cows
men in loincloths
miles o'keeffe nude
* tourettes exhibitionist

I don't know what this guy expects to find, but he sure likes C3PO, puppies and Kansas, and he never gives up:

kansas city wizards or legolas or darth vader or c3po or street
major league soccer or linus torvalds or c3po or aragorn or che
they might be giants or puppy or c3po or darth maul or bilbo
beachey or chewbacca or kansas city wizards or tolkien or c3po
c3po or richard stallman or gabriela beachey or pippin or gpsma
c3po or saruman or darth maul or gabriela beachey or puppy
chewbacca or alan cox or eric raymond or gabby beachey or c3po
pippin or rino or eric raymond or c3po or chewbacca
r2d2 or gabriela mackenzie beachey or c3po or puppy or puppy
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Old May 6th, 2003, 08:18 AM       
that kind of stuff makes it worthwhile to have a website :P

Mock, show us some of I-mockery's search phrases. Bound to be zany.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 01:24 PM       
The stats server is down at the moment cuz they're working on adding some new shit to it. But as soon as they put it back up I'll post the search phrases... and yes, there's plenty of "winners" in the lot.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 01:28 PM       
instructions for mastrubating male cows

Its not a male cow, its a BULL!
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Old May 6th, 2003, 04:09 PM       
I get tons of hits from searches for "bull"

bull fucking
naked chicks fucking bulls

and so on.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 05:03 PM       
Most of my hits come from the University directory, since my name is at the top of the list. For some reason I get lots of google hits from Portugal, most of which are querries for Seth Thomas clocks or "dormcam". What I think is odd is that in recent weeks, more people link to my page from the OLD Mockery board than from the current one.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 05:09 PM       
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someone's looking for you, chimp.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 10:12 PM       
and they're about to be disappointed
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Old May 14th, 2003, 10:01 AM       
New favourite: "painful penis games"
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