Global Warming

[Johnny Horton]

Two years ago, as drought swept the region, the wild-eyed green freaks gloated in their perverse assumption that our warming planet has stymied the Rain God.

Today, this same region is experiencing it's fourth straight day of near constant rainfall. The creeks are in the roads, or, what's left of the roads, and heavy rainfall is the day's prediction.

And although I cannot detect any steam in the raindrops, I can only accept the reality that this current inundation is yet another result of the prenicious global warming. Isn't that strange?