Seth's new body ornamentation

[Sethomas]

So, even though it doesn't medically need it, when I work the cash register I cover my wound with dressings to avoid freaking people out. I joked that I'd NOT do that the last day I worked with stitches in, but I wasn't planning on it.

I got pulled off the register Saturday night, the last night I'd have the stitches, and was told to do some clerical work. I took off the dressing to work more efficiently, and after a few hours I got called back to the register when they were flooded. I forgot to put the dressing back on, and the very first customer I dealt with was pretty freaked out.

Just now, I told someone I'd meet her at a bar and I looked over at my work shirt and saw the name tag pin on it. I thought that maybe I should tape the message above over my name and wear that to the bar tonight.

Then, the two situations just kind of came together in my head. If I went into work, as it happens that'd be our Senior Discount Day, with a badge on that says "Ask me about my dick", I can't imagine anything good coming from that.