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Old Apr 7th, 2008, 02:47 PM        Uwe Boll To Give Up Directing...
...but only if he gets 1,000,000 signatures.

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Who really cares if a crappy director continues to make bad movies? It all seems like shameless attenion grabbing tatics to me. When was the last time you even thought about Uwe Boll?
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Old Apr 7th, 2008, 02:52 PM       
Guys, I have a secret to confess, I am really Uwe Boll.

And as Uwe Boll I happen to think about Uwe Boll all the Uwe Boll damn time.
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Old Apr 7th, 2008, 03:18 PM       
I was gonna sign it, but it told me that I already did and that I'm signature # 1578 or something
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Old Apr 7th, 2008, 03:24 PM       
I think I have signed this a couple of times.
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Old Apr 7th, 2008, 03:31 PM       
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I don't want him to keep making movies, in case he takes a game license for once that I actually care about and makes a movie out of that. I don't ever want to hear the words "Fallout: The Movie - Directed by Uwe Boll" or any shit like that. I just don't.
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Old Apr 7th, 2008, 03:42 PM       
I would sign it but I don't want him to punch me with a boxing glove
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Old Apr 7th, 2008, 09:12 PM       
In an interview he stated that he wanted to or was going to direct the Metal Gear Solid movie. I think after hearing such blasphemy Hideo Kojima was going to knock his block off.
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Old Apr 7th, 2008, 09:29 PM       
Oooh, yeah, I remember that. He pretty much out and stated that he WAS going to direct a Metal Gear movie, that he'd been sent a script by Hideo. and plans were in action.

Hideo was all like, "WTF. No I didn't."

Uwe Boll is crrrrrazy.
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Old Apr 8th, 2008, 04:18 AM       
Another reason Uwe Boll should stop directing: So he can stop stealing money from the German government with his tax shelter there. The only Reason Boll can even fund his movies is through some tax law to help filmmakers in Germany. It's not like anyone would be insane enough to trust him with their money.
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Old Apr 8th, 2008, 08:41 PM       
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Old Apr 8th, 2008, 09:07 PM       
Has anyone bothered to watch "House of the Dead". I just refused when I was the trailer was a bunch of teenagers on an island running around to "Y'all gon make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here" by DMX. Then ended with a Zombie giving some girl a "wet Willie" with his tongue.

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Old Apr 8th, 2008, 09:25 PM       
Dude, that movie has tits in it.
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Old Apr 8th, 2008, 10:12 PM       
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Dude, that movie has tits in it.

Can't you just find those on the internet though? Same thing with Bloodrayne. I remember there being full on......and then a bunch of crap before and after it.
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Old Apr 8th, 2008, 11:02 PM       
I think we just have fundamental differences of opinion about what should be in a movie.
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 12:32 AM       
Well, I concede there SHOULD be tits in a movie...just no Uwe Boll.
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 07:50 PM       
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 08:14 PM       
i can't help but like him. i think if we could hang out then we would totally be buddies and i would be like, follow your dream uwe :o
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 08:52 PM       
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 10:02 PM       
you can sign the pro boll one too lol
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 04:52 AM       
Oh god..Uwe Boll has got to be the best comedian of the century. I nearly shit myself. Genius indeed.

So, anyone here want Uwe Boll to keep making movies? http://www.petitiononline.com/ub221965/petition.html

Because that speech nearly convinced me, and there's already a whooping total of 747 votes!
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 02:36 PM       
He's made a movie representation of Postal. Attack of the Show did an interview with him, which was fucking hilarious.

Apparently, Bush and Bin Laden are buddies and some actress gets raped by monkeys. Now imagine someone saying that through a thick German accent.

Besides, if Germany fixes their tax loopholes, Boll's more or less out of a career, since that's what's been said how he gets the money to make his movies to begin with.
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Old Apr 11th, 2008, 05:25 PM       
"You are on your own responsible for not making movies."

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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 10:44 PM       
I want him to make as many movies as humanly possible.
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Old Apr 16th, 2008, 09:34 AM       
I don´t care, as long as he doesn´t touch the Zelda franchise, or the Ninja Gaiden franchise, or the Devil May Cry franchise, or any other VG franchise.

UPDATE: I just saw the "anti-petition" video, and man, the term "genius" is quite a relative one...
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