Quotes you want to hear in an action movie

[Sethomas]

"Next time you eat out your wife, you'll encounter the taste of my semen and it will be so overpowering that you have to lick her anus get rid of the taste and avoid delirium. Unfortunately for you, there you will be overwhelmed by the taste of my dog's semen."

Hell, that could fit into most romantic comedies made lately.

"Huh, says that the average steak is 78% water. Seems like a waste, if you ask me."
'Well, I didn't ask you because I have a basic working understanding of mammalian physiology. But since you brought it up, I'd guess from your build that you're about 65% water. Prepare to get wasted!'
(pulls gun from trench coat, shoots other guy in face.)