Things you know now you wish you could tell your younger self.

[McClain]

1) You shouldn't have put your penis in there.
2) Why didn't you bang that chick?
3) Buy stock in Apple.
4) Why didn't you bang that chick?
5) Why did you bang that chick?
6) Enjoy being hairless. It won't last.
7) Until you're 22, nothing you do means a damn thing.
8) Try out Japan.
9) CLOSED-BETA! DO IT!
10) Fuck writing for I-Mockery. Write for National Lampoon!

[Chojin]

Originally Posted by McClain

7) Until you're 22, nothing you do means a damn thing.

YES. I was just talking about how I wished I knew I wouldn't get in trouble for anything while I was a kid :<