- DO BETTER IN SCHOOL
- STOP SKIPPING SCHOOL 'CAUSE YOU JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE IT
- DON'T STOP DRAWING, YOU'LL REGRET IT LATER WHEN YOU SUCK AGAIN
- STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH EVERY GIRL, THAT JUST MAKES DUDES THINK YOU'RE A FAGGOT AND GET NO SEX
- GET A GOD DAMN JOB (I'M LOOKING AT YOU TOO, CURRENT SELF)