Real Life Superzeros!

[Sethomas]

Fuck all these assholes. You wouldn't believe how much male-on-male sexual contact I've had to avoid, along with the idea of entering the Red Light district while in Amsterdam, to get to my illustrious point of heroically having donated about three gallons of blood by now.

And today, when a guy cut several people at my cash register, I heroically denied him the senior citizen's discount I usually give to people who just look old and made him feel mentally inferior in the process. I would have loved it if he'd called me out and demanded a refund, because those take TIME to complete that he so obviously didn't have.