Wait a sec, lemme see if I've gotten it straight........
No posting hello threads.
So like, bandwagonning on someone else's hello thread, how's that?
Expect to be mocked.
Well, duh! Who'da thunk it outta a board so eponymously named?
I'm sure I missed the 42 other rules newbies must never break or risk certain death, but wtf, life's too short to fret it, eh?