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Cosmo Electrolux Cosmo Electrolux is offline
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Old May 8th, 2008, 08:19 AM       
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"I lost my virginity, can I have yours?"
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Old May 12th, 2008, 08:41 PM       
Once I smeared rubber cement on the fly of my jeans, before this hot girl was about to walk past me. When she was in front of me, I light it on fire and said, "My loins are burning for ya, baby".
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