Global Warming

[dj bastard]

as long as we seal up all the volcano's we will be alright cos all the volcano's are eveil and they are gonna go boom all at the same time so the ants can run the planet and the chinese they all gonna jump off a chair at the same time and kill all the whales too cos chinese hate whales cos of their pooing in the sea (its dirty to poop in the sea) and something else is gonna happen too but im not allowed to say cos its top secret and only ppl who hate everything ( even air) can now now.
so dont worry cos its gonna b alright.