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Old May 7th, 2008, 01:32 PM        Alien vs Hunter
the other day the girl at blockbuster called me to say that AVP 2 finally arrived so i went there to rent it, however i saw something incredibly awesome.

Alien vs Hunter a little movie that tries to live in the shadow of alien vs predator

i'm going to rent it and post impressions as soon as i get out of work is possibly gonna make me laugh but we'l see
edit i found a trailer http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ06V6...eature=related
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Old May 7th, 2008, 01:55 PM       
after some research i realised this guys make some really great movies like transmorphers, monster (cloverfield rip off even recorded with shaky camera too), da vinci treasure pirates of the treasure island and snakes on a train awesome
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Old May 8th, 2008, 05:54 PM       
Wow, I saw AVH last night at blockbuster, let me know how it is. I've seen Snakes on a train, it was awful, but not funny awful either.
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Old May 8th, 2008, 06:11 PM       
http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=7TlwBQ...eature=related

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Old May 8th, 2008, 09:19 PM       
So what do these guys do to avoid being sued? Are they completely remade movies or are they mashups?
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Old May 8th, 2008, 11:24 PM       
totally different movies it looks like. similar enough in enough respects that an incredibly intoxicated person could accidentally rent it thinking it was the real deal, but otherwise legit B-movies.
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Old May 8th, 2008, 11:31 PM       
the monster trailer is awesome
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Old May 13th, 2008, 08:10 PM       
There's a great older movie that's called Star Hunter. It's a "can't afford a cardboard box" version of Predator.
I love those rip offs.
AVH was amazing! But then again I liked Snakes on a Plane.
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Old May 13th, 2008, 08:45 PM       
Personally, I would prolly say aloud "HOLY SHIRT!!! William Katt is in this? I gotta check this out!"

When was this made?
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Old May 16th, 2008, 09:13 AM       
If I'm not mistaken, these ripoffs are somewhat appropriately called Mockbusters in the industry -and they are awesome. The best company currently churning these things out is The Asylum - http://www.theasylum.cc/
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Old May 16th, 2008, 11:39 AM       
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Old May 16th, 2008, 03:28 PM       
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Mark your calendars, because 100 MILLION BC will have its world television premiere on Sunday, June 22, 2008 at 9 pm on the Sci Fi Channel.
We’ve set a goal to try to get 1 million viewers to tune in for the premiere… so we’re asking all of you Asylum fans to just convince 999,997 other people to watch.
Dinosaurs, hot cave chicks, and the kid from “Blue Lagoon.”
Why wouldn’t you watch?
At least they are modest.
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Old May 16th, 2008, 08:09 PM       
Hehe I'm gonna watch.
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Old May 16th, 2008, 08:19 PM       
Once I saw that it was on Sci-fi my bow tie began to spin wildly. Count me in.
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Old May 19th, 2008, 09:42 PM       
Im convinced that the da vinci treasure might be the greatest film ever made. but no one has ever been able to stay awake for the whole thing.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 01:40 AM       
Oh man i didn't even notice this thread before I rented this movie myself. and this movie was so bad it's great. In my opinion it may even top some of the movies mocked on this site in sheer awesomness.
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Old Jun 5th, 2008, 05:41 PM       
Oh god they're making a The Fast And The Furious knockoff.









With the Insane Clown Posse.
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 04:31 AM       
Its not a fast and the furious knockoff.

but they are in a knockoff of some car movie. they are going to play themselves killing people out of an ice cream truck.
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 06:21 AM       
Never even heard of these ripoffs where I live! wonder if they're worth a watch...
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 11:30 AM       
After serving time for a tragic accident, in which a young boy is crippled, an illegal street racer finds himself dragged back into the world of high speed competition on the side streets and highways of Los Angeles.

I think the movies speak for themselves without us having to say anything.

Also: http://www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=142

Starring Screech and Colin Mochrie!
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