Portland is a great place to live, if you don't mind getting pissed on constantly.
I wouldn't call it rain, since Portland gets about 32 inches of precipitation a year, but for about 9 months of 12 it's constantly drizzling and is just generally really unpleasant.
Nice summers, though. Also, we have a VOLCANO. And this place:
http://www.groundkontrol.com/
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