guys i just thought up this joke

[Guitar Woman]

A pirate walks into a bar with a large ship's wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender asks the pirate, "Hey, is that thing bothering you?" And the pirate replies, "Yarr, it's drivin me nuts!"

[JediScum]

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell
you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of Chardonnay..."