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[Colonel Flagg]

Originally Posted by Pentegarn

DO NOT USE THIS ON ANY CHLORINE PRODUCTS!!!! I see these things hung up in department store pool chemical aisles and blood shoots out of my eyes. You will cause a very dangerous gas to expel should you do this.

Ah yes, I forgot. A reaction similar to the one that will kill you if you mix bleach and ammonia for a "really great cleaner". Yes, a pool chemical aisle is definitely the place to not keep a fire extinguisher.

I should have realized you would take this one especially to heart.