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Old May 10th, 2003, 01:26 PM       
Here's my theory.

See, with jerking off, it's your penis and hand. Hand touches penis, strokes it, and baby-to-be comes flying out. Not a whole lot of effort.

But if you're trying to blow yourself, you're going through a lot of trouble and practice just to feel a cock in your mouth, even if it is your own. I think it's all about the desperation that makes it seem more gay.

As for it being less gay. It's not. But I realy don't know if it's gay at all to begin with.

Just a word of advice: Don't try it when parents are home. The last thing you need to do is be doubled over upside down on the bed, and a shot of jizz hits your throat wrong, and you start coughing, falling off the bed, and your parents coming in to see if you're alright.

...So I've heard.
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