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Old Jul 10th, 2008, 10:33 AM       
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Originally Posted by bigtimecow View Post
that was good jeanette!
Thank you. I've got another.

A man enters a prospecting town in the Old West. He walks into the nearest saloon.

"I'm new here in town. Where are all the women?"

The bartender chuckles. "Ain't no women here yet son."

The man is deeply dissapointed. "But...but what do you do to get off?"

The bartender points out the window at a large barrel.

"You see that barrel? You stick it in there, and its not bad."

The man goes outside and gives it a try. Sure enough, it isn't bad at all.

He comes back in. "That was pretty nice. How often can I do that."

"Every day...except Wednesday."

"Why not Wednesday?"

"That's your day in the barrel."
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