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Old Jul 11th, 2008, 08:40 AM       
After a long day at work, a man sits down alone in the back of an empty pub.
Half way through his first beer he hears a feint voice that says, "Nice shoes!" The man looks around but the only other person in the bar is the bartender. The man shrugs off the voice and orders another beer.
Half way through his second beer he hears the same voice again, except this time it says, "Nice tie!" The man is a bit shaken and looks around to find no one remotely close to him. Shrugging it off again he orders his third beer.
Half way through is third beer the voice speaks again. "Nice slacks!" it says. Confused and a bit scared, the man walks briskly up to the bar and tells the bartender that he thinks he's hearing voices in the back of the bar.
"What's it saying?" asks the bartender.
"Well, first the voice told me nice shoes. Then nice tie. Then it was nice slacks."
"Oh," said the bartender. "Don't worry about that. It was the peanuts. They're complimentary."
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