farting at work

[Sethomas]

Beyond my whole INTERNET AURA of being whatever, the word "fart" is something I'm actually IRL averse to using. I'm not even sure why. Basically the only time I mention it is when I woo girls at parties by singing the oldest English song with the original melody preserved, since at one point it goes "Bulle sterteth, Bucke verteth, murie sing cuccoo!" and then I translate to Modern English, "the bull leaps, the stag farts, sing merrily coocoo!"

Based on the last relationship this landed me with, I'm not sure if I should keep doing that.