SPACE FOOD STICKS

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We ate them because the Astronauts ate them.
We would do anything the Astronauts did.
We woud do anything for the Astronauts.
But then it turned out my "Uncle Mike" was not an Astronaut.
Or my "Uncle".



In a few years the last man to walk on the Moon will be dead, but the footrpints will be there. The flag will be there. The rover will be there. A golfball will be there.

They say they are making space food sticks again, but these are not space food sticks. Shuttle "Astronauts" do not eat space food sticks, they eat airplane food.


If my "Uncle Mike" had said he was a "Shuttle Astronaut", I would never have done what he said. Never.