Your weirdest dreams?

[Guitar Woman]

I had a dream a few weeks ago about being in a school for highly conditioned and controlled assassins that I eventually broke out of by cutting my face open with a kitchen knife

I went on to meet this pretty vampire who really liked The Who and was supposed to be this generation's messiah or something, and we went dicking around in Colombia fighting tigers

I don't know why. It was weird. Certain self proclaimed experts cite the vampire symbolism as someone I know being in a self destructive relationship, but as I have no friends I can't think of who that might be :<