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Sethomas · #1

So a bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we'd get our liquor license revoked if we served an animal any kind of drug. Unfortunately, alcohol is a drug." So, the bear asks for a cigarette and the bartender says, "I'd love to, pal, but nicotine is a drug, too." The bear is getting more and more irate. The bear then says, "fine, can I at least have a goddamn cup of coffee here?" The bartender says, "no, caffeine is a drug and we're out of decaf."

At this point the bear is furious and he decides to take revenge by eating the snarky girl who had been picking up glasses off the table and preparing some of the drinks. At last the bartender says, "Okay, now you're going to have to leave. I can tolerate bears eating my employees, but you've had a drug in my establishment and I don't want to lose my license." To which the bear replied, "A drug? I just ate that bitch who works here!"

And then the bartender says, "Exactly. That was a bar bitch you ate."