The Journey to the Center of the Earth / I HATE BRENDAN FRASIER LATELY

[pac-man]

I don't want to hate Brendan Fraser, and yeah Airheads was good, but that was 14 years ago. He seems to keep doing these movies that are the film equivalents of the shitty gimmick candy you see at grocery store checkouts. You know the ones I'm talking about, stuff like those cellphones filled with knockoff SweetTarts. Like those candies, I don't know who makes or buys Brendan Fraser movies, and whenever I spend my money on one I feel like burning the money would've made me happier.