My Ex says she's pregnant and that it's mine

[Tadao]

It was funny. The Dr came in wearing a Hawaiian shirt. He made jokes, let my wife have a front seat view, gave me a Novocaine shot, made a little slit (very little), pulled the tubes out a little (that felt soooo weird), asked me how much off I want, burned the ends of the tube for extra measure cause I didn't want then to grow back, slapped a bandade on it and sent me home. I asked how long till I can have sex again and he said "Right now, but I would like to leave the room first."