fatsatan's and glowbelly's penis thread

[Pub Lover]

To forestall MetalMilitia turning into a rape-crazed tentacle monster, he is shorn once a week of all but one of the offending members. The practice was to leave the longest of the umpteen organs, but as Guitar Woman's gaiety grew ever greater, for the sake of Mrs Militia the practise was reversed. Of course, even the shortest of the multitude that sprouted weekly was enough to make even the loosest of woman shed a tear.