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Old May 12th, 2003, 10:22 PM        Anal Sex <insert thoughts here>
what are your thoughts?


personally, I am a fan...I just had my very first few orgasms this weekend and it was from anal (yes I've had normal sex before, yes I've masturbated, never been able to get off...but at 19 years old I finally had an orgasm and it was from being fucked in the ass)
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Old May 12th, 2003, 11:09 PM       
You can't masturbate yourself to orgasm? That's incredibly sad.
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Old May 12th, 2003, 11:30 PM       
HES PROBABLY A WOMAN OR SOMETHIGN !!!!
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Old May 12th, 2003, 11:38 PM       
I couldn't masturbate myself to orgasm up until a few months ago, then Noob3 explained the mechanics of it to me, & I got it first try after that.
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Old May 13th, 2003, 12:28 AM       
I THINK BANSHEE WANTS US TO INSERT MORE THAN OUR THOUGHTS HERE.
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Old May 13th, 2003, 12:53 AM       
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T UNDERSTAND
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Old May 13th, 2003, 01:14 AM       
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HES PROBABLY A WOMAN OR SOMETHIGN !!!!
eh?


and you people aren't telling me what you think of anal sex...come on, stay on topic here
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Old May 13th, 2003, 04:39 AM       
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Old May 13th, 2003, 07:59 AM       
Sex is for the weak. Orgasm is for animals. :sexnazi
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Old May 13th, 2003, 09:41 AM       
"HES PROBABLY A WOMAN OR SOMETHIGN !!!!"

Women should be able to orgasm with masturbation...
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Old May 13th, 2003, 10:23 PM       




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Old May 13th, 2003, 10:37 PM       
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"HES PROBABLY A WOMAN OR SOMETHIGN !!!!"

Women should be able to orgasm with masturbation...
Its mighty tricky for us. Not anywhere near as easy as it is for guys.
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Old May 14th, 2003, 04:14 PM       
a few times, i've orgasmed without even touching myself.
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Old May 14th, 2003, 05:13 PM       
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a few times, i've orgasmed without even touching myself.
Damn, you're lucky. That doesn't happen with most people.
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Old May 14th, 2003, 07:56 PM       
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"HES PROBABLY A WOMAN OR SOMETHIGN !!!!"

Women should be able to orgasm with masturbation...
Its mighty tricky for us. Not anywhere near as easy as it is for guys.
exactly...and for some reason it seems to be impossible for me....
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Old May 14th, 2003, 08:29 PM       
Well then go fuck yourself... up the ass.
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Old May 14th, 2003, 11:10 PM       
I will...that's not as much fun as someone else fucking me in the ass, but it'll do
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Old May 14th, 2003, 11:16 PM       
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exactly...and for some reason it seems to be impossible for me....
It helps if you're not ugly.
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Old May 15th, 2003, 08:19 AM       
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Old May 15th, 2003, 10:48 AM       
It's fun.
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Old May 15th, 2003, 12:33 PM       
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"HES PROBABLY A WOMAN OR SOMETHIGN !!!!"

Women should be able to orgasm with masturbation...
Its mighty tricky for us. Not anywhere near as easy as it is for guys.
exactly...and for some reason it seems to be impossible for me....
Try doing Kegels or using a vibrator.
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Old May 15th, 2003, 03:18 PM       
what are Kegels?
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