Song lyrics theat PROBABLY weren't said (yet)

[MLE]

I found out that until today when I corrected him, my father thought that Rick Astley's "Never gonna give you up" was a revenge song and went something like this in the chorus:

I am gonna give you up
I'm gonna let you down
I'm gonna turn around and hurt you

I am gonna make you cry
I'm gonna say goodbye
I'm gonna tell a lie and hurt you.


It's even funnier when you listed to it after a line like "Aaaand if you ask me how my day was, Don't tell me you're too blind to see..."