This ugly fat girl really likes me

[Sethomas]

As a "good person" who "doesn't give a shit", I've had rewarding experiences with dating "below me" where her personality could accommodate attraction. Just be careful that she isn't a good person because she needs anyone who will be nice to you. That's unintentional dishonesty on her part to cling to you because you don't treat her like shit so she molds you to be more perfect for her than you really are.

Also, from the cinematic masterpiece The Pest:
"Riding fat chicks is like riding a moped. It's fun until your friends see you do it."