Mockery, I hardly knew ya

[Sethomas]

I was typing out an open letter to CERN about how they should focus a steady stream of mass-laden particles onto the event horizon trajectory so that Hawking Radiation would be negated and humanity would end in a femtosecond. My argument is based on the idea that the ultimate purpose of any ethical system is to alleviate suffering, and this would actually therefore be the most altruistic event in history.

I haven't finished it yet, though.