Doctor: "So how long have to had asthma?"
Patient: *cough* "My whole life." *cough*
Doctor: "I see. And what are your-"
Patient: *coughcoughcoughcoughCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH* *gasp* *choke*
Doctor: "Let me get you some water-"
Patient: *wheeze* *coughcoughcoughgaspahackwheezecoughCOUGHCOUGH*
*gasp* *gurgle* *COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHHACKSPIT*
*spits out glistening cast of brochiole tree*
Doctor: *in awe* "....Wow."
Patient: "Holy fuck. No wonder I couldn't breathe."
(Doctor ignores him and gingerly picks it up with tweezers like its a rare and fragile work of art)
Doctor: *to nurse* "Quick, get the camera!"
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