Take the last thing I posted but replace "guy" with "dyke." Your good lesbian friend just wanted to seduce you for the purpose of getting you to shove your tongue in her stinking, furry cunt. Why couldn't you do that?! Are you THAT selfish?!
__________________ Bobo Adobo is funnier and smarter than all of you, proven by the fact that he is currently in a high-paying and important government job where he earns a fat cash paycheck and much pussy. How did he get so famous and successful you ask? It's simple: he has never, in his entire life, watched one second of anime.
- Outerspacekid