Grey Lady Dumb

[mburbank]

You're a jerk, Johnny Horton, but you got style. 'Lachrymose'. I gotta like that. Nice user pic too. A little bit of smoothin' and you'd be a real literary player. I like how you use 'ain't' and 'fucking' and 'sacrosanct' all in the same paragraph. You a educated outlaw, aintcha?

I gotta say though, Lachromocity making you want to Vomit is a bit simplistic. I hope tht ain't too Patently simplistic for you, but hell, it's the way I feel.

Idolatry for newspaper is indeed pedantry, but wanting to puke on account of it is passe, jejune, redundant and fucked.

You can put a turd in a prom dress, Johnny Horton, but that don't mean anyone is gonna dance with it.