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Jeanette X Jeanette X is offline
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 07:14 PM       
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Anyone else think this thread was going to be about shitting or shitting related surgeries before they opened it?

I guess I don't know you as well as I thought, Janette.
You do know me well. Now I have an excuse to write about my healing body in all its glorious detail.

I changed the original waterproof bandages on two of my keyholes that have been covered for over a week, and under them was a lot of dead skin, which felt great to scratch off, and little horizontal scabs. The scabs came right off and the little grooves that they came out of are healing beautifully. Its amazing, the incisions are so small and they're healing so rapidly. The only keyhole that still hurts is the one on my bellybutton. I can't wait for it to heal so I can have the pleasure of scratching off the dead skin and the healed scab. This is going to be so great.

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Old Sep 1st, 2008, 02:49 PM       
The best way to dry a phone is by covering it in honey and placing it in a pillowcase full of snakes.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2008, 10:52 AM       
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The best way to dry a phone is by covering it in honey and placing it in a pillowcase full of snakes.
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