FoolFighter's Internet Intervention Thread

[Grislygus]

Awright, I've spent all night driving through my block, spinning donuts in the park and listening to RIOT's Fire Down Under at full volume for six hours and I am ready to rock and roll through the INTERNET, boy, did you hear what I'm saying, my words will hop up on swords and tequila and fly out of your screen, right into your face, do you hear me? Do you fucking hear me, nancy boy? The fuck you think this is, some kind of fag-off? Because it IS, you're just not good enough to play the goddamn reindeer games, sucker, 'cause Macho Man Randy Savage is flying at fifteen billion killawhats minute and he's gonna upload his fist into your face and you're gonna love it like Mitt Romney loves bile, bullshit, and obliviousness, do you understand me?


And the dude that called for this being in thread backups needs to go away, too