101 Ways to piss someone off.

[RaNkeri]

Originally Posted by Phoenix Gamma

102. Copy and pasting chain letters and posting them on forums.

fixed

[Madonna]

103. Threaten me with arrest for simulating masturbation onstage.
104. Continue to call me "Material Girl" even though I did that song years ago and I despise that nickname.
105. Publish nude photos of me taken when I was 20 without my consent.
106. Media-stalk me and my husband to the point where it puts a terrible strain on an already rocky marriage.
107. Cancel my Pepsi endorsement because my Like a Prayer video was too provocative.
108. Ban my "Justify My Love" video from MTV.
109. Cut several key scenes in my movie, Dangerous Game, and completely change the ending.
110. Mess up the sound at my concerts so I can't even hear myself.
111. Write things about me in tabloids that infuriate my inner circle and leave me to smooth it all out.
112. Have the Pope attempt to ban one of my tours and force me to cancel shows.

[WhiteRat]

Originally Posted by Madonna

103. Threaten me with arrest for simulating masturbation onstage.
104. Continue to call me "Material Girl" even though I did that song years ago and I despise that nickname.
105. Publish nude photos of me taken when I was 20 without my consent.
106. Media-stalk me and my husband to the point where it puts a terrible strain on an already rocky marriage.
107. Cancel my Pepsi endorsement because my Like a Prayer video was too provocative.
108. Ban my "Justify My Love" video from MTV.
109. Cut several key scenes in my movie, Dangerous Game, and completely change the ending.
110. Mess up the sound at my concerts so I can't even hear myself.
111. Write things about me in tabloids that infuriate my inner circle and leave me to smooth it all out.
112. Have the Pope attempt to ban one of my tours and force me to cancel shows.

this is hilarious

[Madonna]

Originally Posted by WhiteRat

this is hilarious

I live to entertain.