The Halloween Grab Bag: How To Really Survive A Horror Movie

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-Never answer the phone, it´s your mother, but you die withing 20 seconds (Same as with the strange noise)

-NEVER watch TV. You don´t want to see whatever they show. If a TV is on when you enter the room - SMASH it at once, no matter what´s on the screen. Beware white noise-thingies

-Same with mirrors. Smash ´em. You know what you look like, no need to take a peek

-To extend the Doll-Law: Anything inanimate with a face has to be destroyed immediately, especially if it gets dark

-If you can be sure, there is no monster in the movie you are in, kill everyone around you, better safe than sorry, because one of them must be the killer. I know, this makes YOU the killer but you have to surprise the movie so it can´t react accordingly OR you are in a movie without a happy end and that basically means - You win!