Neighbor update...

[Kitsa]

We did have people corner the garage sale market this year and it pissed us the hell off. We paid for an ad in the paper, which the jerks at the end of the street undoubtedly saw (they have 4 or 5 garage sales a year, always COINCIDENTALLY at the same time someone else on our street is having one). People looking for the garage sale on <Kitsa's street> found theirs at the end, thought that was it, and looked no further, because people are dumbasses and don't read house numbers.

We sat puzzled on the second day of our sale, staring at the no-customers in the driveway, when two women pulled up. "Oh, I'm so surprised you're here!" one said. "There's a sale at the end of the street and everyone's been going to that one, we didn't know there was another on this street."

The dicks steal all of our paid advertising and sign work. I hated them anyway because they beat their dog, but now I hate them more.