Attn: Jake of all Trades

[JakeOfAllTrades]

Ok, how's this for a metaphor to describe the situation:

Me fighting with Tadao is a bit like how in The Killing Joke Batman and the Joker are trying to figure out how it's going to end, whether one or the other will kill each other. Both of them are deadly adversaries in their own way, and both of them could be argued to be equally insane. But which one of us is Batman, and which one of us is The Joker?

Tadao will probably take the easy route and say he's Batman, because Batman is cool and he wants to demean me. But it's not that simple my friends, because either one of us could be the metaphorical Batman or the Joker. It's all about how you look at it.

And you thought I couldn't use non-Anime metaphors, eh? Like The Killing Joke, there is the possibility that if I'm the Joker, I could get help, be rehabilitated. But you see, there's these two guys in a mental asylum... and Tadao might switch off the light before I get to the other side. I don't want it to be like that. I want to be rehabilitated without getting beaten up by Batman.