I've seen people at Long John Silver's put the malt vinegar on their fries. Never tried it, myself.
I bet that you were sitting on some bleachers about to bite into your burger when a large wave unexpectedly slammed into you. Next thing you know, you're enjoying a platter of 100% top quality seafood from LJS.
It did happen this way, didn't it?
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...and so Hurley said: "Get your money, man. Don't be no couch potato hustla."