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Old Oct 9th, 2008, 01:02 PM       
Started a Domino pizza box on fire in the living room. Burnt a 10" inch hole in the carpet. Man I was stupid...
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Old Oct 9th, 2008, 01:29 PM       
Girls can do some pretty dumb stuff too. When I was younger I:

-Was sitting on a pipe-like railing and flipped off of it backwards. I would have brained myself on the walkway, but I somehow managed to grab the railing and eased myself down.

-Flipped backwards off of a swing, managed to hold myself up for several minutes while a friend went to get the teacher to help, and then fell into the mud below just as the teacher showed up.

-Took my brother's advice and held onto the swing at the lowest point of the chains. As a result, when I started to swing forward, I flipped backwards off of the swings (seeing a pattern here). I believe I did a 360 in midair before landing on the ground. Then, when I could see again, I saw a few coins on the ground and thought some good came out of it. When I picked them up, I realized that those coins were mine and fell out of my pocket when I went flying.

-I was with two friends and we wanted to climb this one tree. Since we were pretty little and couldn't get up there on our own, the one friend suggested that I be boosted by my feet, cheerleader-style, to get up there. I got a few inches off of the ground before I (wait for it) fell backwards off of their hands.

-When I was a child, I was playing catch with my dad in the basement and I accidentally threw the ball too high and knocked down a new ceiling light. The light hit my chin on the way down and I spent the rest of the night in the emergency room getting my chin stitched up.
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Old Oct 9th, 2008, 02:11 PM       
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-Took my brother's advice and held onto the swing at the lowest point of the chains.
Hehe, awesome brother!
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Old Oct 9th, 2008, 04:15 PM       
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Hehe, awesome brother!
The heck of it was, he did it with no problems at all. And he's two years younger than me.

Oh, when I was at the pool one lifeguard told me to sneak up on another and steal this pack the other lifeguard had. He told me it was alright, so I tried to do it and got caught. My mom got so mad at me for that.

My family and I were hiking in some woods and I slipped and fell in a stream about three times. My brother accidentally fell into a hole between two underwater rocks and was in water up to his armpits before we could pull him out.

When driving, I get really nervous. One time, I was practicing driving and when I made a turn my dad told me to keep to the far right. For whatever reason, I was so nervous that my rights and my lefts got mixed up and I pulled really far to the left. My dad was really PO'd and I couldn't exactly say that I did it because I mixed up my rights and lefts.
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