Stupid shit you did as a kid

[LordSappington]

Ever heard of a Ripstick? It's one of those two wheeled skateboards. There's this huge hill in my neighborhood, and if you go all the way to the cul de sac at the bottom, you can go about 25 MPH on that. The thing is, there's an intersection at the middle of it, and it's a fairly busy road. So we have someone stand at the intersection and give us thumbs up if it's clear, and thumbs down if it's no good. So one of my friends decided he didn't like the thumbs up thing, and was doing some weird ass arm flailing thing, and I just kept going. I got hit by a truck going 40 MPH; luckily I rolled over the hood, onto the cab and into the bed, and just got bruised really badly.
Got more stories involving roman candles, and a schizophrenic kid who held me at shotgun point, with no shells. Except that was just funny.