Stupid shit you did as a kid

[ZeldaQueen]

Originally Posted by bigtimecow

you know how kids do that lemonade stand shit? well me and my friends did something similar (i think we were like 8) by taking like a shitload of stuff from my kitchen (vanilla extract, eggs, random food condiments and items) and put them in a huge bowl. we then stood on my lawn with a sign that said "TAKE A WHIFF // 25 cents" or something like that. i know we got at least one guy to smell it

When I was a kid, I tried to set up a fortune-telling business with Tarot cards. I had this booklet that told me what the different cards meant, but I didn't get the concept that I was supposed to have already memorized the meanings. As a result, I told the (three or so) customers that I had to wait while I looked up their fortunes.

Also, my brother kept interrupting me by arranging two sticks into an x-shape and asking my customers what movie it symbolized (answer: X-Men).