starcraft 2 is now 3 games

[OxBlood]

I have a rather un-Blizzard-esque picture in my head somehow.

"Guys, how´s the Campaign coming along?"

-"Excellent, why do you ask, you played it just yesterday"

"I know, just wanted to know about the Zerg campaign, since the one you gave me just had the Terrans, y´know?"


-"The Ze...but the Terr...but...and...OH SHIT! FUCK! The Protoss! What YEAR is it???"

"Don´t tell me..."

-"No, you tell ME! It´s NOT 2004 anymore, right?! Verdammte Mistscheisse! And we just have 30 Terran-Missions!? What now?"

"Calm down, we´ll think of something."


And we all know the result. Stupid episodic Bullshit.