My Best Pumpkin Carving to Date

[McClain]

I carved the big parts, but used a dremel w/ router bit for the eyes.

We had a contest at work with about 30 entries. I find out today if I win, but I don't think I will. Mine was by far the best carving, however, some people opted to "decorate" their pumpkins. There was one painted like a pink M&M complete with the BREAST CANCER AWARENESS RIBBON. I was friggin' pissed. I can't compete against people who do that kind of shit. Shameless, really.

Another one was painted with the Charlie Brown "The Great Pumpkin" patch scene. They did a good job painting, but there wasn't a single bit of carving done.

The one that I voted for, which probably won't get another single vote, was a pumpkin adaption of Xavier, Renegade Angel. It had the bad wig and a giant beak with two diff color eyes. GENIUS! 99% of the people I work with are entirely clueless. "Oh, that's interesting." Not sure who made that one yet 'cause the submissions were anonymous, but when I find out who crafted the pumpkin I'm going to be their best friend.