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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 10:20 AM       
During sex she tells me that she likes it when I do exactly what I want and when I take an assertive tone, but through trial and error I have worked out that this means that what I want should be exactly what she wants, and I have to pretend that I am being assertive when I'm really not.
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Old Nov 15th, 2008, 05:50 PM       
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During sex she tells me that she likes it when I do exactly what I want and when I take an assertive tone, but through trial and error I have worked out that this means that what I want should be exactly what she wants, and I have to pretend that I am being assertive when I'm really not.

That's why you need the "Cone of Silence". Turns out you can still hear each other with the lights out.


I've found out that whatever you think a girl doesn't want is what she needs.
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