My right hand is hairier than my left

[Dixie]

If you really love them you'll make them like you.
Make sure you draw blood, it doesn't work unless you break the skin.

[Bad Mr. Frosty]

Okay, I didn't listen last night and I looked at the moon we had. I'm not sure if it was a full moon or not, because within a second of me looking up I blacked out. I woke up this morning with pieces of my family hanging from my mouth, and oddly enough my dick in my right hand

Any advice on what to do now? I need to clean up the living room first though seeing as thought my parents have company coming in a few hours, and I would find it a bit rude to leave the blood and entrails strewn about the room when they arrive.

[Big Papa Goat]

Originally Posted by Bad Mr. Frosty

I woke up this morning with pieces of my family hanging from my mouth, and oddly enough my dick in my right hand

Is that what you call your jizz?