Dogs.

[Tadao]

Originally Posted by Aaarg

How do you solve the problem of a dog being spiteful, especially when your current location is ~250 miles away from the dog in question?

When the dog sees you, it should know in an instant that you are not to be fucked with and that you are there to take control of the situation. You however, are a knobby kneed wreck and that is why your girlfriend lives so far away from you. She keeps hoping that one day she'll visit and you'll be a man and then she will stay forever, until then she will just keep accepting gifts and cash from you.