Good Songs By Terrible Bands

[Tadao]

Wait a second, does this emo fag have proof that Aerosmith is good? The lack of good songs by Aerosmith is proof of their crappy sad existence.

[Grislygus]

Love in an Elevator is clearly a masterpiece of modern artistry. In fact, detractors who would label it (along with the rest of Aerosmith's inspired catalog) as trite, forgettable, and idiotic have been proven to be both faggots and integrated jewlovers.

Further, objective sources have recently proven that deep (shallow) and beloved (oversaturated) bands like Aerosmith, Coldplay, and Green Day are timeless and will be remembered as titans of rock and roll, and inspirations for generations of talented musicia-no, artists.

It is up to their worthless detractors to prove that they are not the masterful geniuses we know them to be. The detractors must provide, point by point, note by note, deconstructions of all songs that they claim to "dislike" and valid, irrefutable reasoning to back their views, lest they be forever labeled as "haters".