Ask Willie

[Sam]

DEAR WILLIE, WHEN WILL ZELDASBIGGESTFAN GET THE HINT AND FINALLY LEAVE?

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by Shrubfest

Dear Willie, how do you tell your boyfriend he's useless and selfish and you want him to go away, without making him hate you for the rest of time because he's also really touchy?

well you could try making yourself less available to him! make excuses to not be around

ALTERNATE, JOKE RESPONSE

you should try moving to another country, preferably one with lots of fat cowboys in it :wink

Originally Posted by Sam

Dear Willie, will Shrubfest ever ACKNOWLEDGE ME AS THE MAN OF HER DREAMS?

only when she starts having dreams about you so you need one of those dream manipulators i guess

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Dear Willie, what's the best way to pick up a girl after she's dumped her boyfriend?

invite her over to play with your wii lol

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by Sam

DEAR WILLIE, WHEN WILL ZELDASBIGGESTFAN GET THE HINT AND FINALLY LEAVE?

did he come back, i didnt notice

[Sam]

He did come back and his new name is DevilWearsPardo and he is even worse then before.

ALSO HOW DO I GET A DREAM MANIPULATOR?

[executioneer]

i dont think thats really zbf though and idk about the dreammanipulator

[MetalMilitia]

Willie I have a two part question,

Firstly is it true you live near Guitar Woman? Secondly will you go round to her house, break her computer and punch her in the dick?

Thanks.

[executioneer]

if by "near" you mean a two and a half hour drive, then yeah i guess

and for the second part, nahh the dick punching would probably have the opposite effect you'd expect

[Grislygus]

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost

I really like Damon Albarn

Dear Willie:

Now that you see the company you keep, will you still stand by Blur?

[executioneer]

i didnt say i was standing by them i was just saying they have a good song

[liquidstatik]

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[executioneer]

this is a stick up, give me all your money

[executioneer]

actually i think the answer's three they're just counting the letters in the word

[liquidstatik]

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[executioneer]

i didnt evne google it HORRAY FOR BRAIN USING

[Dixie]

Dear Willie,
My knee hurts.
Will you please chop off my leg so I can get a prosthetic with bitchin' graphics?
I may be able to arrange payment.

[executioneer]

only if it's a cybernetic leg with ten times the strength of a normal human leg

[Tadao]

William,
What do you do to make a flu go away.

[executioneer]

i don't know i haven't gotten the flu in a long time, maybe beards provide immunity

[Neen]

nope. i gots one.

[Shrubfest]

Update!

Thanks Willie! It worked!

[executioneer]

glad to hear it!

[Colonel Flagg]

So, Sam finally hit the road, eh Shrub? :rimshot

[Colonel Flagg]

Willie, what is the best cure for my insomnia?

[executioneer]

1-2 mg of melatonin usually works ok for me but if you don't have access to that uhh maybe have some chamomile tea? and/or maybe a snack of some kind

[Battle Net Edition]

Willie, my glasses are kind of bent awkwardly, what would be the best way to bend them back to where they aren't all imbalanced on my head? Or should I just move onto another pair, I've had these for about five years now...